~lets break up never~....ouh so next week holidae eh...btol ker nie?...better tell me honestly Neo,is next week holidae??!!....bastard lookin at my 3-16 btol...its only one week of holidae..n we still not spared of tht crap of the long holdaes again tht is to return to skool for 3 daes!..biler 2 mths holidae,muz cum back for 3 weeks...n we're not talkin bout june u noe....n even tht, shahril oredi asked us to b prepared for the U-GONNA-HATE-JUNE june....ok ok i aint tryin to b the "complainin jack" again but, for pity sake, we oredi gon thru 10 solid weeks of skool frm mornin till almoz evenin,not only tht, at nite,we're expected to do hwk>study>revision...n for those who fails to do hwk, muz b dealt wit....woah...if tis were to b written in history bk, i will call tis "harsh education policy" under the part-topic Rise of Neo Trotsky whose party include his right hand man, Bang Kerensky..in addition to tht, the red army now called the HOD......and ouh "janice hitler",......k back to talkin bout comin back to skool......initially, i don reli mind arh bcoz its goin to b chemistry for juz one dae psl ade SPA(science practical assesment) on wednesdae if im nt wrong,then, came the intervention of mt....mt u noe,kalo maths kerr,dnt kerr.history kerr,takperr.....tapi ni MT....n for 3 whole freakin daes till fridae.....2-hours on each dae.....do wad?...to focus on letter-writin......wtf???/....makin dapit kater "i don see the need of mt lesson/remedial" makin drg melebih2kan lagi bende MT nie...i tink che'tom overheard n tot to herself, "this means war"

its goin to b boring man.. the fact tht i wont b seein the "cutie-piez" for the week...consperm drg seme seme happy to b free frm the laughters....but imma miss intan payung...the top drawer warrior.....shes so big n yet so cuteeee...if theres anyone to choose frm among them,ill choose her to b mine man.....ccccuuuuuuuuuuuutttttteeeeeeeeee taauuuu.....sial ko dapit dier aku nye eh...ko tkmo stare pat my gerl during recess lagi ko.....intan payung!!!!.......ironically,wardah not qualified to b one of the warriors....coz,accordin to our policy; fat,cute,etc.....okok sum of u mite argue why noordilah khatoon is in?...khatoon is...erm....is.....erm......alah ask joe arh if u want to noe why shes in........speakin of joe....if u guys want to noe....hes the one who laugh the loudest wen it comes to pick n choose warriors....he cld even provide ideas u noe.....isnt tht wierd.....ntah2 budak2 pompan yg seperangai dgn kiter,include him in their version of warriors......haizzzzz......
posted at 10:03 AM

Saturday, March 06, 2004

~Lo Que Sera Sera Desente Envuelva~ today is kinda satisfyin,where sleep matters..coz todae theres no common test..saturdae's common tests are lyk wen ure watchin pornography,then ur mum comes home............well,its been sumtime since i last blogged...coz mcm malas gitu wa....serious man wa.....im reli tired....u noe dat dae,theres tis gerl kol me arh...i forgot her name man....but frankly,ive no idea who she is arh...but,wad an impression the i got..."hello adam eh,u kenal ni saper tk?"...mepek sak...kol ntah ape2 ntah aleh2 suro wa guess dier saper....then i said arh,"ouh usually if u donno the answer u will hear this sound ryte?"then i juz end the kol arh so she can hear the sound....u noe wad sound im tokin bout??if u dono u pick up ur phone now,then ull noe.....then she kol again nie....kononnye dier fikir wa terletak arh ha ha ha..."mcm maner u bleh terletak ni?"...the i sae "mcm gini arh",then i put down the phone again.....at tht point i tot,if shes gon call again,shes probably stupid,......then......ahah indeed shes stupid.....she called again....yeah...then wa juz layankan jerr arh.......bual mepek....then i found out she frm an express stream frm sum wadeva skool...then i ask her if shes reli frm express stream ar coz she didnt sound lyk one....then i ask her if she found mat2 cool.....she said no but alot of her guy-frens frm normal tech......its lyk becomin a trend these daes...smart, better educated gerls get turned on more by those uncivilized bunch....im not talkin bout all norm tech peepz arh..im tokin bout moz....can sumbody answer me the question why?...maybe,juz mayb, they juz seemed to b so matured but the way they tink is still otherwise in the sense of bein interested-in-guys.....i hope theyll change their mind set in the future or they might juz find themselves workin,feedin their family while their husbands in jail,lazyin ard at hm,goin out wit otha gerls.....im not criticsizin nor am i bein bias.but they(the norm tech) alwaes seem to live up to wad i tot of them,in other werds,they alwaes prove me rite...don they?...recess time sudah arh......bangku pat canteen terbalik jerr,start arh drg nye woaaaahhhhhhhhh...abeh biler pat bual,nanti bual kuat2...abeh main kejar2,abeh ade yg nak tunjuk drg peh big-shot thinkin evry1 is lookin at them,abeh biler tgh line-up nk belik makan,main kuti2 telinga lah,abeh lpas makan drg letak pinggan dlm tong sampah...aar tk kerr bodo tu....nampak sah ade baldi yg da disiapkan utk pinggan mangkuk,drg ltk pat tong sampah.....kalo kiter ajar monyet pon wa raser drg boleh makan ajar....but then again,i wanna stress tht im not talkin bout all norm tech peepz...coz if i were to talk bout all of them bein the same,my fren irsyam,whos in the stream,is not lyk dat....why cant all norm tech peepz b lyk him;tk step gangster,bual2 ade cara,fikir psl mase dpn walaupon dier tahu yg dier very weak academically....

haizz...lets talk bout sumtin else which is more,n i mean more important n beneficial instead of dpt dosa ngumpat psl budak2 tu seme...biarlah drg idop....juz hope tht theyll do their job well by keepin tis country clean sudah in future wen we all oredi start werkin....ouh btw,here r sum warriors old n new; qAmUrAl, ifran sa'ad, tiny, dog-wit-cat-face, african america. mistake, hurmtee-durmtee, moy-yang,intan payung, cuzzin-of-africa, hultimate, naj aka sidekick, uruk-hai, luqman artika,luqman ajjerr, uge-elwhy and many more......so thts all arh.....\/
posted at 10:19 AM

Sunday, February 15, 2004

~When Homey's Gerlfren Seeks Advice~ A very good Blessing for arr(all) of u..as i speak,cooly dooly, im still havin my hmwk undone(if theres any). my dnt still looks the same as last week..n i reckon dollahboy will b wearin a frown the whole of his lessons wit my class bcoz its not only goin to b me. but the question is, issit reli us(the 4e5 dnt students) to b blamed? i guess not.. i tink if hes reli gon b heatin up, its his own fault for settin his "standards" for us. i hope u guys not drifting away frm the point..coz, u noe, our dnt project for olevels has oredi started, we got our theme,our schedule tht the cambridge has made for us.now all we got to do is to finish evrytin b4 olevel itself...n tis wise guy(dollahboy) juz cldnt help but distrupt the smoothness of it all..askin ask to redo(bcoz not up to his so called "standards"), expect us to finish one big assignment in a week, threatened to make us stayback if we fail our test or to complete our werk..evri mondae n tuesdae, i alwaez feel lyk im attendin "dnt secondary screw", i mean skool...hey tht sounds quite ok ar but wit alil bit of twist, "screw dnt school",or "screw dollahboy's dnt"...u see my point is, i don understand, wadeva things for dnt tht muz b done, in the end, its cambridge whom our werks r submitted to n they are the ones wholl b markin, not dollahboy..the question is, why is he bein such a nuisance orderin us to do things by when or how it muz b done?....i mean off corz, hes the teacher but, hes actin as if we r doin tis for him or behalvin him..i tink all he is supposed to do is to advice us on things.if we're wrong, correct us n don anyhow gv deadlines for the corrections or for further assignments.okk nuff talkin bout him oredi arh.maner tahu dier peh anak kesayangan dier sumhow enter tis blog n say, " PaaPaa, sum1s talkin bout u behind ur..Paa! i cant see wads behind ur back!"...

so tommoro,mondae blues...fuck mondaes,in fact fuck evridae cept sundaes..fuck mondae coz, wake up in the mornin thinking,"wtf! 5 freakin more daes to wake up tis early,4 torturin more daes tht skool ends at 4++"...fuck tuesdae coz, wad a mornin tht wld b, start off wit 4-periods of dnt...fuck wednesdae coz, i hv 1 bio period n tht is lyk so redundant. fuck thursdae coz, in focus is maths,n we'll alwaes b doin 10-year series which spells sec3's maths,im lyk a martian landin on earth doin sec3s maths. fuck fridae but in a positive kind of fuckin arh.skool ends at 1220 lyk one hell of a bonus,n then play soccer which means meet fren n slack ard.fuck saturdae coz,ade sum stupid tests,n i mean stupid, then ade tuition in the afternoon.....fuck sundae coz...wait a sec, by the time, ill b too shagged after gettin alot of fuck.k i guess i noe why sundae fuck,bcoz..lyk rite now wich is 1145pm means,tommoro mondae...thts how fuck it is....orait i tink used enuf fuck oredi...different week,different story..different time,different glory..

btw,happy valentine dae for those love-birds out there...im sure there were afew birdies got a "'hole'" of a good time.u noe wad i mean..wakaka...no lah juz kiddin...as for me, i wished all my books tht oredi...kinda uptight..i wonder wad issit gon b lyk 10 years down the road. i hope im not goin to b sweepin it*(the road im talkin bout)..wow, u noe wad, i kinda lyk michelle branch..she alwaes remind me of sum1 but im still wonderin who it is....sayin shes hot is not apporpriate i guess,but i tink shes cute...k arh thts all..peace....\/
posted at 9:03 AM

Saturday, February 07, 2004

~Startin wit the man in the mirror~ shangz!...couple of weeks off n here i am back bloggin....sup duddee...u guys remember that last few posts of mine, where i wrote bout an idol wannabe,definitely an asian,juz escaped frm the ER n clownin n spoilin ricky's "she bangs"?"..u noe wad, i tot i was lucky enuf not to condemn tht guy too much. hes makin headlines n popularity for cryin out loud!..imma made to swallow my own werds if i didnt put the full stops after givin him one solid sentence..shat! he even got his own radio mix of his version..."William Hung', ill remember tht name for the rest of my life...fuck ariff who said tht guy got down-syndrome, hes an under-grad mind u..nothin special on the physical side but his brain does works beautifully....holraite lets talk bout life..k, ill try not to b a querulous guy, but i tell u its becomin frm bad to juz stayin tht way..is the worst yet to come knockin sooner?or itll b "jet-lagged" for alil while so as to spare abit of ma oredi n still is deteriorating mentality-level...they made us werk lyk robots, as if to b laborious. i tink even real robots will have the auto-knowledge to give the principal n HODs the finger(without bein programmed) if they recieved tis kind of partially unbearable torture.

I tink i wanna take it easy on tests for now man...coz to me, well it is a fact actually tht the tests marks wont b counted for the o'levels..so i tink wad imma do now is to focus on juz one goal, to do fantastically for my o's. to shit wit all these tests..class tests,common tests,to hell....assignments?well i presume itll fall in the same catogaries as the tests...but takin those tests easy doesnt mean tht im gon juz let myself flunk on each and evry single one of 'em...off corz i will study for tests, only tht i wont let wadeva marks i recieve for my tests affect me thts all...kk hopefully i wont recieve a single yellow form tis year. i noe its gon b branded a miracle,but i juz wish it wont happen.i got enuf of those freakin forms last year. n the lamest of em all was tis one,whereby me n sum of the boys took a stroll on the way to the mt lesson via quenching our thirst at the ground-floor water cooler.n guess who caught n gave us the yellow-form for tht case? yeah u bet, dollahboy n dollahboy himself...

so in the mornin, i got my skool's annual mass run. yeah.its textbook stuff obviously..me n a few lads came in last after havin a breeze of a walk.quite fun.plaudit for the winners,yeah..played soccer for a while after tht,i was forced to play even after tryin to gv redundant excuses so i cld escape frm playin.yeah they reli needed a lynchpin to bring life to a dull groupie whos willin to play under extreme heat of the sun...ammar also played.one of the rarest moment in our life..he even got time to gv us alil ceramah bout wadeva knowledge he posesses......kk guys...we hv found a few more WARRIORS..theres the "cuzzin-of-africa", intan payung, hultimate's sidekick, n the "haizz, so tis is life"......cutie-piez is bcumin stronger wit these new members....stay tuned.....\/
posted at 10:18 AM

Wednesday, January 28, 2004

hie evry1..todae is tiring but werks pretty fine for me...but my post will b short,coz i juz wanna share tis lyrics of a song wit u guys...peace

~you and i~
Was it you who spoke the words that things would happen but not to me
Oh things are gonna happen naturally
And taking your advice I'm looking on the bright side
And balancing the whole thing
But often times those words get tangled up in lines
And the bright lights turn to night
Until the dawn it brings
A little bird who'll sing about the magic that was you and me

Cause you and I both loved
What you and I spoke of
What you and I spoke of
Others only dream of the love that I love

See I'm all about them words
Over numbers, unencumbered numbered words
Hundreds of pages, pages, pages forwards
More words then I had ever heard and I feel so alive
Now you and I, you and I
Not so little you and I anymore
And with this silence brings a moral story
more importantly evolving is the glory of a boy

you and I both loved what you and I spoke of
and others just read of and if you could see now
well I'm already finally out of

and it's okay if you have go away
just remember the telephone works both ways
and if I never ever hear it ring
if nothing else I'll think the bells inside
have finally found you someone else and that's okay
cause I'll remember everything you sang

you and I both loved what you and I spoke of
and others just read of and if you could see now
well I'm already finally out of words.




posted at 4:42 AM

Saturday, January 24, 2004

~While my guitar gently weeps~ salutation beck...hello,"third week" speakin, may i speak to 2 n the half skoolin daes puhleez...ouh sorry, hes gone for public holidaes...well 3rd week it was..gone by juz lyk tht wit a snap to the bone. to all the banana ppl, happy chinese new year..no offence, call me mocha for retaliation-but-still-mutual sake..on tuesdae, during dnt, dollahboy gave his faithful students a hongbao,well at least tht wad he wld lyk to call it,a hongbao...wad kind of hongbao? he postponed the deadline for his assignment to b handed-in next tuesdae...im grateful thou,coz ive not completed his work..thnx bob...on wednesdae, was a half dae..went to skool, get entertained by the stage performance. got to do wit 3-periods of lessons..all-science....after skool went bedok to play sum street football..i don tink its necessary to talk bout it so erm change topic arh...ouh b4 i forget, happy 16th to mish...sorry i cldnt gv u anytin, juz sending a frenship blessing will b a gift frm me..k..its been raining cats n dogs tis past few daez, seems lyk there is a leak sumwhere up there coz the pour,as im talkin rite now,still makin a melody outside my window since the time i grumbled bout havin to carry an umbrella juz now in the afternoon wen i wanted to go to my grand's hs in marine parade....tis reminds me of a novel, a casanova whereby wen u read it page-by-page, it looks lyk therell b no end..but the end is alwaes unpredictable..unlyk in the movies, where happy-endings r most frequent..its good tht we hv a good drainage system here. i wonder how the landed-property dwellers handled tis situation..hope they dont curse coz it might juz get worse...

I took time off for tv a couple of nites ago to catch american idol. damn how comic it cld turn out to b. ode to randy n simon. they both were reli fucked up esp wen they started laughin at sum of the wannabes. why wldnt they, i bet u guys cldnt manage to keep ur hahaha to urself rite?me too..no disrespect arx but come on some of the blokes, cldnt even sing at all...i backed simon for his gutted words..i totally agree..come on, its betta to gv sum1 ur genuine thoughts than pleasin them wit fake praises. u see, the reason why i respect mr.cowel is bcoz hes earnin $150,000 per episode n he still does his dirty job wit flying boots...i lyk ppl wit charisma n confident...look at how simon bet wit tis female contestant. he won the bet.bcoz the female contestant has had half the crowd walk out of the bar while listenin to her croakin...catch next week's episode,therell b tis one contestant whos definitely an asian,who looks as if he has juz escaped frm the emergency room, clownin n spoilin ricky martin's "she bangs"......haizz.....btw, tht old,chunky paula abdul was hot...kauzz shes looks lyk in her 20s,shld i gv her actual age for further detail?....n the good-old-dawg..mr randy...i tink he has inspired many huge ppl in tis werld...hes cool....

As the radio bangin sum alternative music in the background, i reli wld lyk to express my gratitude to those who enjoys jiwang songs. there is a new local band in town playin english versions..don laugh joe....k nevermind juz laugh k coz i myself tryin to control...hahahahahahaha.....forget it coz its gettin fucked up.....kk thts all for tis week's round-up....see yall......PS : boys, i tink i found a theme song for the "cutie-piez"....its either gangta's paradise by coolio, or 'tiny pants' by aquabats.....kene2 ngn lagak diorang...wakaka
posted at 10:06 AM

Saturday, January 17, 2004

~She ate all the new kids on the block~....ok ok..2nd week gone by kinda swiftly..kind of jer arh..makin lamer makin aku raser cam nak ankle lock skolah aku sak...dgn dier peh system2 skali aku nak pakai aku peh 2-fingers n poke them in the eyes while another 2-fingers squeeze dier peh nose jadi tkleh breathe.....ok,firzly..for us sec4express, skool ends at 3 evridae, and as if the skool comitee don lyk our faces,they add another hour of in-focus study till 4...they(the teachers) said,its only goin to b about 10 mths of pain n concerntration,after tht u all can get lost..upon hearing tis, i wld reli lyk to give them pleasure n penetration right away sak...luckily they dont gv in-focus on fridaes..they cant take away my "guti at the street-soccer court" dae.i wont accept..n yesterdae we recieved our new time-table, n thts our 3rd new time-table..jerky headed sak,theres not much difference sak,lagi2 dgn dnt aku firz 4-periods on tuesdae...juz now,in the mornin,i reli wld lyk to name it "saturdae mornin bummer".gosh i wake up very early in the mornin,juz to take mock-exam eng paper..for juz an hour..n then can go hm,wich was at 8.30 am...i tot the test was fine arh.its a past-year olevel paper...i chose the 2nd question,whereby i muz gv my opinions bout stuffs..i lyk 'discussions' topic..coz u see,thts wen i play politician...criticsize tis,support tht,kinda stuff..coz u see,i alwaez talk to myself in my bedroom at nite b4 goin to bed,n i will pretend lyk as if theres a grp of ppl ard me lending me an ear for my thoughts n opinions..i get pleasure doin tht,coz k tis may sound wierd but,ill alwaez feel happy n so satisfied after blurtin out loads of things to erm,nobody.....sumtimes,there r things tht u reli object in life..n for the record,there r many things in ur mind tht u reli want to vocalize to the whole werld,but u juz don hv the opportunity to do juz tht...so i oredi found the solution which i guessed,reli suits me althou by now sum of u might tink i deserved to get a place at the mental institute..i call the nitely routine of mine,"cool the thoughts,free the mind"..it refreshes my mind..ok change topic..holraitez,last week me n the boys discovered lots of "sex mistakes" n "warriors"(gerls who have tough legs n fearsome lookin face n body)..we named each n evry1 of em..n we even gv em' an unautorized clan name,the "cutie-piez"..to name a few of the warriors; the lord,war-riaa,uruk-hai,ajer,artika, the "new n improve" war-riaa aka HULTIMATE......there r more to come arh,obviously...wakaka...bez arh tgh stress2 eh,abeh dpt tis kind of healty but basterd kind of laughter...holraitez...see ya round.......................the way is shut,blablabla,the way is shut: adam legolas.......wekkkkk
posted at 9:41 AM